For some inexplicable reason, sleep did not come easily for me last night. In fact, I didn't sleep at all. Why? I have no idea, I just couldn't fall asleep. I tried all the tricks too: warm milk, reading, and cleaning. Finally I resolved myself to watching TV.
So in the early hours, with the delirium at it's thickest, I began to wonder if there was 'extra-terrestrials' and if they watched overnight TV, what would they think about us? Well here is what I learned about the people of earth last night, based on TV programming.
1. We're all bald.
2. We're all fat.
3. We're obsessed with sex.
4. We're covered in acne.
5. We think we're younger than we really are.
Friday, April 18, 2008
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